Christmas

This year I can't be bothered. I'm sat in my room looking at my pressies I have to wrap and I'm like mm I'll put it off to another night. Usually I am full of beans and happy and organized and have everything wrapped by Christmas all under the tree waiting to be given out to friends popping by. But no I'm late this year, only half are wrapped and the other half I can't be bothered. I would like a Santa's little helper?! Anyone like to volunteer their services to me?! Instead of helping at The Big Issue or Shelter there could be a idea here maybe? no? Ok lol I can't be bothered to cook either, not that I'm doing the dinner this year, I'll be at my brothers, but cakes/pies/cookies. I like to make these and now I can't be asked, Santa wont be too pleased come Christmas morning when he pops through my TV set like a ghost and noses my fridge, cos Santa that won't be anything there, nothing, not even a carrot. On another note, I hate greed at Christmas, all these kids that have everything already and they still want more. pure greed,I want to be able to give to all the kids that don't have anything, if I had loads of money I would :) Don't get me on the subject of crowds too cos I have to lollipop my way from the bread aisle to the booze aisle, its like trying to doge a swarm of food flies all fighting to get through air space. took me nearly a whole 5 minutes trying to doge a old lady and a kid just to reach the white baps on the top shelf! I feel like I'm turning into a Scrooge, bah humbug and hating Christmas. I love that film version with Albert Finney and all those songs and I love Bob Cratchit. He's my favourite character cos he is so kind and loving and he makes you realise you don't need tons of money to have a good Christmas. Just friends and family and some laughs Some people just need reminding of that sometimes, That's the spirit of Christmas..